i dont want the d. i want the a. i want to pass this class
Once upon a midnight DEAL WITH IT.
I give a fuck, nevermore.
merely a bro, nothing more.
#suddenly there came a swagging as of someone gangsta rapping #rapping at my chamber door
Quoth the raven, “Swag galore”
people are talking about the year of luigi ending
y o u c a n ’ t k i l l a g o d
i fucking called this. I FUCKING CALLED THIS
i got 99 problems and 97 of them are due by the end of the week
The other two were due last week
In this time of term papers I wanted to draw my patron deity, Bullshitticus, god of students and general last minute fudgery, sitting upon his Golden Futon, attended by the muses Caffeina and Thesaurae, whose powers of artificial energy and pretentious vocabulary can be invoked in case of the all-nighter.
I like to think he’s Dionysus’s second cousin or something.
This is genius…
all wise words from the sagest of the sage.
I really want a princess ring. I think they are so dainty and detailed. Just have to find one!